What Happened to Scarlett Johanssons Boobs?

What happened!? Where did Scarlett Johanssons boobs go? I miss them Those lovely fun bags made “He’s Just Not That Into You” Amazing! And now they are gone? Say it ain’t so

I think that Scarlett Johansson needs to have her people call Paris Hilton’s people to borrow her magical bra, Scarlett used to have smoking cleavage, we’ll call exhibit A, here she is at the Gold Restaurant for Milan fashion week with some boring half assed cleavage, we’ll call exhibit flat tits. After they sort this crap out the two of them can have their people call my people so that we can get together for an in depth comparison. I’ll tell mom to keep the phone line clear.