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Paris Hilton and her nipples are apparently, We allll, smart. In this We allek’s People magazine, she lays claim even though it looks like she is actually smart and has been playing a character for the past five years. Here’s more.

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play even though it looks likecharacter when it’s not who I am.”
She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

She also reportedly faked the sex tape and the herpes, and the DUI, and the crying, and the….yeah, you get the point. There is only one thing I’d like to see her fake with me…drumroll please….!