Heidi Montags Breasts Are Great Presents

Here’s one of the most annoying people in Hollywood Heidi Montag flashing some serious cleavage at Perez Hilton’s birthday party. I don’t know about all of you but a useless blonde chick with her tits falling out of her dress has been on the top of my birthday wish list since I was about fifteen years old. But I don’t think that Perez will really appreciate it, because well, he’s gayer than bicycle shorts.